Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Salt+Tongue Zit=Ouch


Well my girl brought me home a salt lick from the animal hospital.. BAD BAD BAD idea... I started to suck on it, but it immediately was clear that my tongue was like a fresh snail.. the salt burned it, and made it swell even more.

I'm afraid I shit my pants again a few hours ago.. I threw the boxers away since they were a cheap pair.. I put a chunk of toilet paper in my butt crack to catch any future accidents. If this keeps up I might have to get checked by a real doctor.