Monday, December 13, 2004

New Blog!

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Saturday, December 11, 2004

Still Drinkin'

All silliness aside, I'm still doing this crazy project. I'm so sick of drinking pop. I want a glass of water in the worse way. When im in the shower I catch myself washing my face Multiple times. Its such a tease..

This morning I weighed myself, I'm at 185 pounds.. the weight continues to add.

I licked a stamp yesterday and it sizzled from caffeination.

I'm afraid to have sex.. I keep thinking that my over caffeinated sperm would blow a hole through the back of the girls head.

When I go up the stairs to my apartment I feel like a shaken can of pop..I have to sit down and burp for a few minutes.

My armpit is still clogged, and it itches like crazy.

Friday, December 10, 2004

To Kill a Mocainebird

So last night Lindsay ended up doing most of the mocaine she brought over. I just finished my last 2 liter, and decided to skip the mocaine for health reasons. Mocaine's (which is mushrooms and cocaine grounded together) buzz starts off with a sudden burst of energy, followed by an intense trip. Its like talking to Jesus while skydiving... but Jesus is strapped to your back, and you feel kind of gay.

So Lindsay immediately started talking about her new cd. I started to feel violently ill from all the pepsi spice I had drank. Lindsay (skydiving with Jesus) thought I was making fun of her music when I was complaining of feeling ill. I told her over 42 times it was from drinking too much Pepsi Spice, but she wouldn't listen. She started screaming at me, so I did what most fashion designers would do. I listened.

She said that Pepsi had paid for the new cd. It was a silent donation to produce her album, and create her new "product". She was to become a music star, and Pepsi would pay for it all. In return Pepsi would be given full use of her in future marketing.. Lindsay said they did it with Britney, Justin, and even Hoobastank. Unfortunately, Hoobastank was passed down to the RC cola corporation with huge a financial loss for Pepsi. RC reportedly "shelved" the use of Hoobastank for the time being.

Lindsay said there was extreme pressure from Pepsi to succeed.

Thats when I put it all together.. Lindsay coming to me out of the blue to design clothing for animal charities wasn't just a fluke, it was planned. Pepsi sent her.

I talked to Lindsay for about five hours.. she had alot of mocaine, and I was high on spice and confusion. She told me that Stacy was paid by his friend and president of Javalamps design group, Douglas Stanhope. Javalamps was a young company, but with one huge client, Pepsico. They paid Stacy so I would take his $1000 bet. They thought it would be a clever way to market their new cola, a underground urban way. Make a website with a goofy fashion designer drinking Pepsi Spice for 45 days.. what they didn't factor in, was me becoming sick. The Fox news interview wasn't a fluke either, it was also set up so they could deliver me free Pepsi Spice and market the product on network television. I guess most of FOX news now is one form of product placement or another, mostly laxative and paper companies. The CNN interview on the other hand, just picked up the story because they saw me on Fox.

They sent Lindsay to me, so I would write about her, so people would talk about my site.. so people would talk about Pepsi Spice, and even talk about Lindsay Lohan.

She let me squeeze her tits for awhile, and then I asked Lindsay to leave.


I know about everything!.. I thought it was odd when Stacy bet me to drink Pepsi Spice for 45 days, and then designed this website for me, and gave me a domain name that should of been taken. But im going to win that bet, and im not going to lie about any of my horrible results... Thats right Pepsi, Stacy, and FOX news.. I will continue this experiment... till death do me part.


Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Lindsay Says Hi

Lindsay is over and she is helping me drink my 10th (2) liter.. She ended up coming to LA for the day.

Lindsay brought over some Mocaine, so it should be a long night.

Today was Wacky Wednesday, where I have to drink 10 (2)liters.. So my heart might explode from the caffeine and the mocaine. I wish Linsay could stay the night, but she said her new boyfriend would get angry. I don't know what she sees in that Dell dude.. "Dude you got Dell".. I hate that prick, he's always crying about something.. maybe I will try to talk her into staying once she does some more mocaine.. I'm sure she's easy to trick, she's only 18.. maybe I can just download some "Gilmore Girls" episodes and get some chocolate... That should work... I'll let you know what happens next update.

Clogged Pit?

So I have been trying to work out to get rid of these pounds that have been adding on ever since I started this experiment.. Recently my left armpit had been itching like a Phish fan's crotch. We'll after working out today I noticed my left armpit was extremely itchy. It seems my pit pores have been clogged in my left armpit. I'm a sweaty man, if I bend over I start to sweat.. but not one drop from my left side. Has the Pepsi Holiday Spices made its way into my sweat pores?

Monday, December 06, 2004

Bow Wow gots me covered.

My tongue has started to blister, and my face has broken out in some nasty acne. The Pepsi Spice is making it hard to function in my everyday life. I'm just happy that the diarrhea has turned more into a soft serve ice cream than a vegetable soup. I stopped trying to make coffee with Pepsi Spice, because I think its ruining my coffee maker. The weight continues to add up, and today I spent the majority of the day shopping for new clothes. I started off in Hollywood, but I quickly found out that Hollywood doesn't do my new weight class.. not even John Goodman could find some new pants in Hollywood. I knew this new weight was only going to be I guess some cheap disposable clothes would be better anyways.

So I went to Sears.

I bought three pairs of pants for $50. Amazing. I didn't even know Lil Bow Wow had a line of clothing. The pants have secret pockets in them, and on the cardboard advertising that's put on the back of the pocket says: "Need to hide your bones?, Bow Wow gots you covered". Only at Sears.

Pepsi Holiday Spice Consumed:
46 (12oz cans)
53.5 (2 liters)

Pepsi Spice Project Promotion Video!

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Im back...

Well I wasn't really "captured" by Stacy.. I had to fly to NYC to meet with Lindsay Lohan since she wasn't going to come to LA anytime soon because of family problems. It was nice having lunch with Lindsay, except her boob kept popping out and it was a tad distracting. For those of you interested she has very big aereolas, like a burnt omelet. She thought it was funny that I had to bring a can of Pepsi Spice to a five star restaurant.

I asked my X-Girlfriend to update my website for me while I was gone, since my laptop is still broken from asspiss. I'm not really sure what that is she posted, but its mildly amusing I guess. Yes, we are still apart.. but on talking terms.

Its becoming increasingly harder to sleep with all the caffeine in my body.

I will have a full report and some Q & A from the mailbag later tonight, I need to try to take a nap because I'm still tired from the plane ride.

Pepsi Holiday Spice Consumed:
45 (12oz cans)
52.5 (2 liters)

Saturday, December 04, 2004

Verizon DSL has failed..

Please keep Brian in your hearts, I have received word he has been released. But, I'm afraid Verizon DSL has failed Brian.

(((Click Here)))

He should be home soon, so that he can continue to document his Pepsi Spice Project.

To Whom it may concern.

I'm afraid I have some bad news. This is Shay, Brian's x-girlfriend. Brian has been captured. Not kidnapped, but captured. I beg of you to deploy a prayer, or maybe a song for Brian. Verizon DSL, I beg you.

Please turn on Stacy's dsl.

( ( (Click Here) ) )

Friday, December 03, 2004

Plant Spice

Last week I started feeding one of my plants Pepsi Spice. Im afraid the plant is growing ill. But, it could be from the recent cold weather here in California.

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Pepsi Spice ((Radio))

Here are some Highlights from the interview. The interview was so long that I almost shat myself.

"You ever consider donating the money to charity?"

"Breaking Camel Toes"

"He led around the bush three times maybe?"

"Bits N Pieces"

I will throw some more clips from the hour plus interview later.

Radio Interview Tonight..

Live and broadcasted online! Its just a small AM talk show, but everyone can listen! It will be at 12am cst/9pm pacific..

I will try to record it and put it up also.

Ok he we go... CLICK HERE!


Whats Peps is Pice? It's my legal escape just in case Pepsi gets mad.. and I used it today.. but, it turns out it was just a joke from Stacy's (the guy who bet me)boyfriend Todd. Here, this will teach you more: CLICK HERE TO READ!

Dont forget to check back for the radio interview!

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

10 before 10

I drank the last of the 10th (2)liter before 10pm this evening. I threw the plastic bottle off my balcony in celebration. A sound of a cat screamed below my apartment.. Did I just hear that right? I actually threw something and it hit a cat just like a bad (and very over used) Hollywood sound effect? I looked over the edge of the balcony sure enough, a cat was running away.. That's retarded!

The last 3 (2)liters were rough.. I started pissing out of my ass again, most likely from the intense amount of Pepsi Spice that was entering my body.. FUCK! Today was a lot of drinking. You haven't lived life unless you've seen caffeinated shitpiss sizzling in your toilet like applebeas fajitas...Like pouring a warm can of 7up in a cold ice filled glass.. but red, and a Pepsi product. A few of my burps today were so loud and long, that I bet my neighbors thought I was listening to Eminem's new cd.

"Red40" is the coal laced coloring that's inside Pepsi Spice, and it has stained my mouth permanently red.. My teeth have also been stained, but I have be brushing almost 10 times a day, and using store bought teeth whitener. Even though this might make me more popular in the fashion world, having a monkey butt in my mouth is embarrassing.

Every time I talk to someone I can tell their looking at my mouth. My hand is bruised, but not makes updating this blog hard. I feel so bloated from the amount of PS I drank today.. I weighed myself just for fun a few minutes ago.. 180.. hahaha... im sure I will piss a few pounds out of my ass in the next few hours.

The cat is fine people..

Sometimes people amaze me..

An email I got today regarding a post I made yesterday about my cat....


You punched your cat? Even if it was an accident how on earth could you have punched your cat that hard? You truly are an idiot and for doing this Pepsi experiment...grow up!

Wow...Yale even.. Sorry Yale, might want to kick her out.

The cat is fine, actually I think she's begging for more.. look at those pouty lips and sexy eyes.

I'm on my 5th 2 litter.. I have been peeing nothing but Pepsi Spice.

Free Nintendo DS

Special thanks to Michelle from Ohio who sent me information on how to get a free Nintendo DS.. This is from the same company that did the free IRIVER. Looks easy.. have 5 friends complete 5 offers. Netscape and AOL are in the offers, so it should'nt be that hard. The IRIVER deal worked for me..


Wednesday Mania

A new little thing im adding to the Pepsi Spice Project.. Every Wednesday I have to drink 10x (2 liters)....Thats 20 liters! I just finished my first one in one hour..

I have to sleep and let my hand heal.

30 days left.. till a big tall glass of water.

Pepsi Holiday Spice Consumed:
28 (12oz cans)
30.5 (2 liters)