Saturday, December 11, 2004

Still Drinkin'



All silliness aside, I'm still doing this crazy project. I'm so sick of drinking pop. I want a glass of water in the worse way. When im in the shower I catch myself washing my face Multiple times. Its such a tease..

This morning I weighed myself, I'm at 185 pounds.. the weight continues to add.

I licked a stamp yesterday and it sizzled from caffeination.

I'm afraid to have sex.. I keep thinking that my over caffeinated sperm would blow a hole through the back of the girls head.

When I go up the stairs to my apartment I feel like a shaken can of pop..I have to sit down and burp for a few minutes.

My armpit is still clogged, and it itches like crazy.