All silliness aside, I'm still doing this crazy project. I'm so sick of drinking pop. I want a glass of water in the worse way. When im in the shower I catch myself washing my face Multiple times. Its such a tease..
This morning I weighed myself, I'm at 185 pounds.. the weight continues to add.
I licked a stamp yesterday and it sizzled from caffeination.
I'm afraid to have sex.. I keep thinking that my over caffeinated sperm would blow a hole through the back of the girls head.
When I go up the stairs to my apartment I feel like a shaken can of pop..I have to sit down and burp for a few minutes.
My armpit is still clogged, and it itches like crazy.